THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT COMING TO ALCATRAZ
Alcatraz is a hotel, and a restaurant.
But
Alcatraz is a utopia in progress also.
Since
the universe did not totally satisfy us, we decided to
improve the quality of spaghetti and to come and live
here, where we formed an alliance with the centuries-old
woods of this valley. We will defend the trees from
woodcutters in order to see them turning green each
spring.
Alcatraz
is an association of people fond of good eating and good
manners who are connected with ARCI.
You
can find the quality of Alcatraz in the open spaces that
stretch out as far as the eye can see, in the excellent
food, in the courtesy and in the international level of
the courses and the entertainment.
The
association offers clean rooms, but we do not clean
rooms daily.
At
breakfast, lunch and supper you will find a
phantasmagoric buffet.
STATUTE AND RULES
- Life
is beautiful, but spaghetti could be improved.
- Violence
is useless and, above all, tiring.
- If
someone tries to give you a slap, dodge
it.
- Death
is the last of a series of errors.
- The
universe adores the one who sleeps.
- United
we stand, divided we get bored.
- Ants,
too, have their rights.
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